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The Quest for Ulf. [Updated]

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WestS[TAO]
, 03-30-2013 at 01:44 PM (76204 Views)
Today I will start a 3 day journey to find our saviour Ulf. The quest starts in Helsinki, Finland where I will board a holy ship which will take me to the promised land of Sweden, the homeland of Ulf.


So I boarded the ship on day one full of expectations.



However the excitement was too much for me so I had to buy some relaxing swedish beverages from the shop.




After the drinks I wasnt afraid anymore. I went outside and saw the ice crashing against the ship. It slowed my journey to the promised land but I was confident I was going to reach my destination...


I woke up the next morning with no clue what happened last night but I was finally in Sweden. I bought some subway tickets and headed towards the center of Stockholm, the capital of Sweden. Surely such a great person like Ulf would be there.

Immedietly I spotted a familiar sight. Security guards. Ulf worked as one so I must be close.



But Ulf was nowhere to be found.. I headed to a supermarket because I was hungry.. I spotted some local food there. Köttbullar and Falukorv




I wasnt ready for these kinds of holy foods so I headed to a restaurant. There a miracle happened... the first sign of Ulf.



Confident from this sign I headed outside again and started searching..

This guy? no..



Close.... but no



Then I found a local streetartist




I asked the artist if he knew where I could find Ulf.. He told me:

Ulf is here and everywhere. Hes inside all of us...

Something to think about...

Updated 04-01-2013 at 01:30 PM by WestS[TAO]

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  1. rscarrab's Avatar
    I fear that you might be too late! I hope im wrong. Godspeed.
  2. Polish Martyr's Avatar
    May the patron saint bless you on your journey sir.
  3. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    My lord! You are brainwashed by the CUA (Central Ulf Agency), this can never end well!
  4. WestS[TAO]'s Avatar
    Sorry for the lack of updates. Free wifi has proven hard to find in the promised land. Ill update when I get home.
  5. rscarrab's Avatar
    Its okay WestS. As some of us know, you previously made an Arma 3 mission and posted an organised game. Then forgot the night in question due to an acute addiction to Dota2. So again, its okay. We're here for you man. I know a guy who was into Dota and LoL once. He's doing okay now. As he said "i take it day by day".

    Godspeed,
    Rubin Doobie Scarrab
  6. WestS[TAO]'s Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by rscarrab
    Its okay WestS. As some of us know, you previously made an Arma 3 mission and posted an organised game. Then forgot the night in question due to an acute addiction to Dota2. So again, its okay. We're here for you man. I know a guy who was into Dota and LoL once. He's doing okay now. As he said "i take it day by day".

    Godspeed,
    Rubin Doobie Scarrab
    You dont know what youre missing... The feeling when you join a game and your team is full of russians that dont speak ANY english and dont intend to even if they know some. They have also decided to play on the EU West servers even if they have their VERY OWN russian server.. it appears that they flee from them selves... There is a reason Dota1 had a tool that allowed autokicking russians joiners
  7. rscarrab's Avatar
    Hahaha, russian trolls sound like they're on another level... though i have a feeling its not actually trolling; but rather arrogance/exceptionalism. Or maybe its more simple than that; they're just cunts.

    I had someone recently tell me that LoL is a real gamers game... "GAMERS GAME" he said in a deep hearty voice, for extra emphasis.

    I imagined, during a match, that he PUNCHED the LMB, ripping through the mouse and table with brutish force. Cause LoL is aGAMERS GAME!

    Am i missing out WestS? Or is it best to just kill the urge with a fierce fap??
  8. rscarrab's Avatar
    Oh btw, hows the quest going?

    I presume you have loads of *genuine* photos of yourself with Ulf?
  9. WestS[TAO]'s Avatar
    Dota is a GAMERS GAME OMG!!lol is for puzzies OMFG.

    ill go trough the photos soon and update the blog.
  10. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    ULF!!!! He is everywhere! But why didnt you go to the giant ulf statue they are building on this tower?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_City_Hall

    I hope you went home by plane from skavsta airport. Its the holiest place in sweden after ulfs farm!
  11. rscarrab's Avatar
    lolololololololol... i lost it at the Kroner.



    ---

    And holy SHIT! DIdnt know Kottbulla existed!! So the feminists package male Swedish testicles for public consumption?
  12. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    Kronor....

    This is ulf worship not Ole heretics
  13. rscarrab's Avatar
    Quote Originally Posted by Brew
    This is ulf worship not Ole heretics
  14. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    Ole is an ancestors descendant
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ole_(name)
    Wich only sounds odd (and norwegian), while Ulf is a wolf
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulf
    Wich is very manly. And he doesnt used fish and oil stinking toilet paper with pretty colors for money but real kronor!

    This wikipedia is way off http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulf_Eriksson, football player? He is to fat!
  15. WestS[TAO]'s Avatar
    Next time ill go to norway to search for Ole
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