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Captain's midsummer (b)log

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Midsummer is celebrated in the Scandinavian and Baltic countries when its the lightest part of the year. It's celebrated a bit differently in each country but it usually involves dancing(around a fallos symbol), drinking and lighting a big bonfire. Finns celebrate midsummer at their summer cottages, in the archipelago or somewhere in the countryside, away from the cities.

I decided to head out to the archipelago this year. There is an island called Hästö pretty close to Helsinki in an area which remained under Russian control until 1956, after WW2. The russian artilley could reach the capital city Helsinki from there, so it was strategically important for them after the peace.




The weather couldn't have been better when we left the harbor of Helsinki.



The boat was loaded with equipment so survive two night of heavy midsummer-partying..



The trusty Volvo purred like a little cat all the way. It appears all Volvo engines come bundled with a Ulf so I took him with me...






Soon the city was behind and all ahead was just flat the sea.
There was only a slight breeze, just enough to keep the sailboats moving.




After approx 1 hour of driving we reached our destination. It turns our I might have to upgrade my boat or get a bigger penis... We ate and consumed a fair amount of alcohol beverages..






Soon the bonfire was lit.



The night was bright and the sun never went down the horizon.



Soon it was time to fire up the Volvo and head back home.




The weather was a bit worse than when we left and there was a dense fog blocking the view.




The for didn't stop us and we made it back safely. Thanks for reading
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  1. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    That woman is very good looking! Is she from sweden? Nyköping? Is she an Airport security guard? Does she drive a tractor? When will you impregnate her to join your family with the Erikssons?

    And be careful with the volvo Engine, it might get stolen by the natives
  2. WestS[TAO]'s Avatar
    The moustache isnt that disturbing when you get used to it.

    Natives? Drunk finns living in the woods?
  3. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    What about the fat chin, soft and cuddly?

    Yes i Heard there are lot of half-man-half-bears living in the finnish wild, they will probably Think your volvo Engine is a Pontikka machine and try to steal it.

    And maybe even your Ulf is at risk, so be careful out there...
  4. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    Hmmm midsummer poatoes..... Yummy....
  5. WestS[TAO]'s Avatar
    and sill
  6. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    Matjesilli off course
  7. Sam[TAO]'s Avatar
    Dont forget Dillsill







    Nice boat. Nice girl, she is from the countryside right?
  8. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    Not really, she is from the farmingside...
  9. WestS[TAO]'s Avatar
    My favourite

  10. rscarrab's Avatar
    No Julbok?

    I guess ill have to settle for Ulf'na.

    fapety fap fap fapety fapppppppp.

    ...

    Oh WestS. Can you please take the music video for Window Licker and Ulf'anise it? Thanks.
  11. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    mikä on paras kesäjuoma?
  12. WestS[TAO]'s Avatar
    Pontikka is nice I guess... atm I'm in Greece(looking for my lost tax money) and their Raki is probably even worse
  13. Sam[TAO]'s Avatar
    Greece?

    Dont you have brakes on the boat?
  14. skipper's Avatar
    Hope you`ll find your money West, if not try german banks on your way back.

    Where are you??
  15. WestS[TAO]'s Avatar
    Didnt find the money Instead I spent a lot your country should be fine now.

    I was in Corfu. Nice island if you stay away from the places with british tourists
  16. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    Welcome back to the sane end of europe! I hope the greeks were not to impressed by your scandinavian blondeness to leave you alone!

    And sad about the Money, but if you introduce BK into Finland you can earn it back
  17. WestS[TAO]'s Avatar
    Thanks. I was pretty much left alone, no greeks trying to rub olive oil on me I guess my hair wasnt blonde enough..

    Look at this

    Companies announced this morning that in Finland in the 1980s, and a brief visit in 2010, designed by the return of Burger King returns to Finland at the end of this year. The first restaurants opened at the turn of Helsinki, where the chain will expand elsewhere in the country a number of restaurants per year. Elsewhere in the world of restaurants is more than 13 000 of the 88 countries.


  18. skipper's Avatar
    Glad you liked it. Brits are not that bad between 08.00-10.00 when they`re sober.
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