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WestS cooking corner #5 - Survival edition

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In case of a zombie apocalypse me and two on my friends decided to head out and refresh our survival skills. We deciced to head to the coast to catch some fish for food. We dug up some worms and used them as bait with our fishing rods.

We also put up a shelter in case of any rain.



The we started fishing. We finally managed to catch a few perches. They were somewhat small but we decided to cook them since we started to get pretty hungry.



The next step was to take the biggest knife possible and gut those little bitches like a boss..



Add some salt and they are ready to bee cooked.



We started a fire and suddenly it started raining pretty heavily. Fortunately we had a shelter to take cover in... this was also a good opportunity to gather some water to drink!



Put the fish on the grill and wait until the tails start to come off easily. That means the meat is cooked.



Ready cooked fish!



Finally enjoy the fish and the fact that you can survive yet another day!





Thats it for now. Also, if the zombie apocalypse doesn't start anytime soon, perch costs about 20-28€/kg in the supermarket here, so you can make some money meanwhile...
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  1. Ulf Eriksson's Avatar
    My, my, my! That was some properly sweet perches right there! It waters my mouth just looking at them!
    If you ever come to Sweden Wests, please come to my farm and bring your cooking gear (dont have my own, mcdonalds are close) and i promise you if you cook me perches and buns like in your other post ill do anything for you!

    Talking off doing anything for you, in one pic your shirt is off. I am not sure but i think you are male, is that right? Surprises me since i had you down as a female when you went all crying/emotional and baked me buns.

    Anyhow, you should be really careful when you travel with fishing gear. I am in airport security and i know for sure there are some bad people out there praying in naive fisherman and replacing their bags with ones containing drugs, or bombs if they are called Ahmed and you are a white Pekka or what ever your name is.
  2. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    Do you know there is someone with an alligator on his head in your first picture? That can NOT be healthy!

    Anyhow, your survival skill impressed me. First when i saw the headline i tought it would be about canned beans though, the perches was a good surprise. Just watch yourself so you dont get a common roach or a or a tench on your hook!
    Updated 07-08-2012 at 04:30 PM by Brewster[TAO]
  3. WestS[TAO]'s Avatar
    Lol yes those alligators were pretty annoying so we caught them also and made hats.

    We also got a few trenches and threw them to the seagulls roaches arent that common where we fished. We were also outgeared to catch any big gädda.
  4. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    Whaaaat? Didnt you get a gädda even with good gear? Its impossible, gäddor always snap at everything. You should have used a live tench for bait, that sure brings them in.
  5. WestS[TAO]'s Avatar
    We didnt have that good gear for gädda, only metspö. We would have needed kastspö and baits with bigger hooks. But its true that they even eat metal spoons if they see one.
  6. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    Oh yeah now i get it. I tought outgeared meant your gear was meant for gäddor. But thats right, metspö is shit for gäddor. Might still have worked with a long line and a live perch as bait. But off course no need to waste a fine aborre just to catch a 0.5 kg gädda.

    The best is the spring when the gäddor leker, you can catch them by hand in shallow water then.
  7. WestS[TAO]'s Avatar
    Next week Im going to the archipelago for a week or two with our boat. I will post here if I catch a big gädda
  8. rscarrab's Avatar
    In b4 Nono begins his courting ritual.

    Lol... Ulf.

    Nice survival guide Wests. Thing is i hate fish so if you could make another one where you catch a wild boar, that'd be sweet. Thanks
  9. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    Make sure to raid a few barns when you are there, and try to bring lots of bandages incase one of the local infected bites you. And grab all the lee endfields the farmers have lieing about off course.

    And that Ulf post sure did surprise me, but with wests making buns for him i guess it is natural that he has taken a keen interest in these blogs
  10. rscarrab's Avatar
    Pic #2

    Wests is that an actual fishing rod or two sticks tied together with masking tape?
  11. WestS[TAO]'s Avatar
    Its an fishing rod it has a plastic "stick" taped to it, so you can put the line around it when you finish.

    The yellow part here.
  12. WestS[TAO]'s Avatar
    The rod is premium swedish quality from Clas Ohlson if you want one :P

    http://www.clasohlson.com/se/Metsp%C...ia/Pr313853002
  13. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    That rod actually looked like two taped together sticks in your pic hehe

    Next time you are fishing, why not go trolling too?
    http://www.clasohlson.com/se/Spöhåll...ey/Pr314766000
  14. WestS[TAO]'s Avatar
    Trolling could be nice I have to buy one of these

    http://www.clasohlson.com/se/Campingverktyg/Pr349276000
  15. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    Do they come with one of these you think?
    http://www.clasohlson.com/se/Första-...re/Pr349506002
  16. rscarrab's Avatar
  17. Brewster[TAO]'s Avatar
    With that you should probably dress like a goat to avoid embarassment
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/bobevansimages/4087252289/
  18. WestS[TAO]'s Avatar
    Brew heres the biggest gädda I caught last week http://db.tt/KIgQxCkC
    A bit dissapointed but I hope I can catch a bigger one when I head out to the sea again.
  19. Concurssi's Avatar
    I hate fish (except salmon), but I'll be sure to adapt the shelter design to my own zombie apocalypse needs.

    Can you actually sell fish to supermarkets? I've seen it happen but I always thought it was kinda weird.
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